This is the Monkey's Typewriter. Actually it is a bit of an improvement over the original theory that if you have an infinite number of monkeys typing for an infinite time on a typewriter they will finally write a Shakespearean sonet (or even all the books in the British Museum).
It can answer all the important questions of life, you only have to feed in the right knowledge. You can either load texts from the server or write/paste a text into the form - the longer the better. Then click the ANALYZE button. As soon as the analysis is finished you can listen to the wisdom of the monkey by clicking the GENERATE button. It is possible to add more text to the database by repeating the analysis procedure with new text.
Please note that the analysis of long texts may take a while.
You can save your data in a cookie, but this is limited to 4K, so you will probably loose some data in huge databases.
This is pretty heavy JavaScript stuff and we are very sorry if it doesn't work on your browser.
